May 2013
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
sn4kepit:
every single picture on this site that shows a flat stomach or a thigh gap or defined hip and rib bones or slim arms or big boobs makes me hate myself 10% more
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
hzrry:
HARRY FUCKING STYLES IS SO CUTE HE SAYS THINGS LIKE ”KICKOFFSTAGRAM” AND HIS ACCOUNT NAME WAS “GIVEMEMYNAMEPLEASE” BEFORE IT WAS HARRY STYLES AND HE WEARS BEANIES AND SHRUGS AND WEARS WARM JUMPERS AND HAS A DIMPLE AND TELLS REALLY LAME STORIES AND HE’S JUST SO CUTE I
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
